Rules of Life

Life may seam chaotic at times but as our good friend and role model Walter Sobcheck would say : This is not 'Nam, there are rules. As time flows bye with the right kind of attitude one can get hold of them in a condensed way to form a clear picture of the most important ones, the ones which govern subconsciously all of us.

The Golden Rule of Social Networking If a person has more than two pictures of himself or herself on a social networking site than he or she desperately wants to fuck.

Esteban's Rule of Waste Management The last drop always ends up in the undies.

The Holistic Rule of Commercial Success In any supermarket at any given time there is one cashier less open than it is needed.

My Father's Rule of Human Condition After 40 you wake up and feel no pain it means that you are dead.

First Rule of Human Behavior by the Internets Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The Golden Rule of the Dude Sometimes you eat the bear but sometimes the bear eats you.


If anyone recalls any other significant axioms I skipped please do not hesitate to contact me with them... Knowledge is Power I promise I will post them.