How to become an anti-Apple evangelist in one easy step

I am in no mood even touching my laptop, I'm at work no so I have no other choice. I'm so frustrated by the shitty state of hardware industry these days. Seven years ago I spent all my money on an IBM Thinkpad, it's outdated now but then it was a fair piece of hardware. The amazing fact is that it still works, my mother uses it to write documents and such. Now I got this shiny new 2000 quid MacBook Pro (I got it for much much less but that's not the point). It's a piece of shit. The keyboard and touchpad stopped working, it seems that it's a hardware issue and the forums are full of it. How the fuck can this happen with the world's most expensive portable hardware. Fuck them!!!. Now I need to replace all the top part of this fuckin' junk cause some wise-guy at apple decided to link the keyboard to the touchpad in a manner that makes it impossible for them to work separately. Thank you very much Apple. First my iPod fuckin dying on me in a blink of a second and now this. I am starting to realize that a life without computers wouldn't so dark as I thought before. I feel urges to leave this fuckin industry behind and do something totally different something that doesn't even involve a fuckin' power plug. I'm sick and tired off all this, it's pointless, a great masquerade of bullshit and incompetence.
God I hate IT