Free Will

Another great insight from Victor Pelevin about life and stuff:
Free will. Life's like falling off a roof. Can you stop on the way? No. Can you turn back? No. Can you fly off sideways? Only in an advertisement for underplants specially made for jumping off roofs.
All free will means is you can choose whether to fart in mid-flight or wait till you hit the ground. And that's what the philosophers argue about.